Funny Birthday Wishes for an 18 year old


Turning eighteen is an important milestone in everyone’s life. Being an adult certainly has its privileges – like buying cigarettes and lotto tickets! Happy Birthday!

Your 18th birthday should be a national holiday! Allow me to honor your eighteen years of life by taking the day off. Happy Birthday!

Eighteen years ago today, you emerged from the womb. Congratulations on your adulthood! Happy Birthday!

On your birthday, I hope you have a wild and crazy celebration! But not too crazy – you can be legally tried as an adult now. Happy Birthday!

Congratulations on having another birthday! Statistically speaking, people who have more birthdays live longer, so keep up the good work! Happy Birthday!

On your 18th birthday, go crazy! Eat some cake, cause some trouble, take your pants off! Or don’t. Happy Birthday!

You’re the best! If we were in the Hunger Games, I’d kill you last. Happy Birthday!

On your birthday, there’s nothing I wouldn’t give you. Unless we had to jump out of a plane with just one parachute – then you’re on your own. Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday Friend!
You look like a million bucks.
Now that you’re eighteen,
You’ll see the real world sucks!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You’re a legal adult!
Happy Birthday to you!

Now that you’re eighteen, I feel I have to give you three pieces of crucial advice.
1.Never give up on your dreams.
2.Never bite off more than you can chew.
3.And never, ever take a sleeping pill and a laxative at the same time.
Happy Birthday!

On your eighteenth birthday, you should think about your future. Don’t dwell on the past. And definitely don’t think about the present…because I didn’t get you one. Happy Birthday!

Today is your special day
And I just wanted to say
I hope for your sake
You eat lots of cake
And that everything goes your way!

Happy Facebook Notification Day! I hope you receive many well wishes from creepers and acquaintances. Happy 18th Birthday!

Congratulations on turning eighteen! You’re no longer considered a bad driver! May you live long enough to be so old that your driving becomes dangerous again. Have a great birthday!

Happy 18th Birthday! That’s 126 in dog years. Congratulations, old timer.

It’s hard to believe you’re turning eighteen today. Seems like just yesterday you were in diapers! We’ve enjoyed watching you grow up into the magnificent person you are! Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday Eighteen-Year-Old! You really are special! (But not in a “special ed” way.) Happy Birthday!

Happy 18th Birthday! I’d know it was your birthday even if it wasn’t posted on Facebook. Have a great day!

A little birdie told me today is your eighteenth birthday! And I thought to myself, “OMG A TALKING BIRD!” Happy Birthday.

It’s your 18th birthday. You’ve earned the right to stay classy, be sassy, and a little smart assey! Happy Birthday!

On your birthday, I hope you are happier than a bird with a French fry! Treat yourself. Happy Birthday!