Sweetheart, I wanted to get you something very special for your birthday. I know you have been waiting a long time. It’s been number one on your list for years now. You have been hinting and the time has come. This is just for you from me. Just sign by the yellow sticky and I will be gone by morning time.
Happy Birthday Sweetheart
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I said I would never discuss your age in anyway, shape or form and I will always keep my promise. And to prove it, I married you when you were 23-years-old and this is the 18th birthday I have kept that promise.
Happy Birthday Sweetheart
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Sorry sweetheart. I didn’t know how many candles to put on your cake. It seems I have forgotten how many times you have turned twenty nine.
Happy Birthday Sweetheart
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To my beautiful wife. You have been like a great science experiment in my life. I now understand the true effects of gravity and time.
Happy Birthday Sweetheart
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And you thought I would forget your birthday!!!
Happy Belated Birthday Sweetheart
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To my wife on her birthday
Good wishes I give to you
I know I’ve kept my promise
To love you and be true
There something about this birthday
That seems to bother me
Perhaps you know the answer
Let me ask you and we’ll see
I married you at age twenty
When you were looking nice
We have our ups and downs
Never had to pay the price
I ask this in good conscience
I hope that you don’t mind
Is it okay my little darling
To quit pretending your twenty nine?
Happy Birthday Sweetheart
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The best thing about your birthday is the older you get, the better I look standing next to you.
Happy Birthday Sweetheart
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Sweetheart. There is a legal tern used to describe the reason why I never forget our anniversary or your birthday. It’s called “Community Property”.
Happy Birthday Sweetheart
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I’ve never been one for birthdays
They have just never been my thing
I don’t do well with shopping
I can’t dance or even sing
I’ll try to do my best
In delivering this message to you
After you finish with the dishes
I have some laundry for you to do
Happy Birthday Sweetheart
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I always said I would follow you anywhere. Now that you are over the hill, I have had a little change of heart.
Happy Birthday Sweetheart
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The good news is you are aging like a fine wine. The bad news is I’m giving up drinking.
Happy Birthday Sweetheart
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Sweetheart. There are only three things you need to do to make this a birthday to remember
1. Stop asking me if you look good for your age
2. Don’t expect anything more than this card
3. Have dinner ready by 6:00, it’s poker night
Happy Birthday Sweetheart
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For years, you have been the apple of my eye
For years, you have been the sweet grape of my wine
For years, you have been the banana I wanted to peal
For years, you have been the cherry atop my sundae
I guess what I’m trying to say is you are one crazy fruit cake
Happy Birthday Sweetheart
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I promise I will stop counting your birthdays if you promise to stop counting my affairs.
Happy Birthday Sweetheart
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